The Woodstocker is back with the He said/She said features on people at Woodstock School.
Namgyal, Vansh, and Aadil are roommates and were asked a series of questions regarding their lifestyle.
Please note: No answers were discussed.
Who’s the messiest room mate?
Namgyal: Vansh sleeps on the floor.
Vansh: Aadil is the messiest roommate. He leaves his dhobi on the floor because he’s too lazy to bring his dhobi bag after dhobi.
Aadil: Vansh. He doesn’t change his bed sheet.
Who cleans the most?
Vansh: Namgyal cleaned the most once as someone was coming to our room. So he made mine and Aadil’s bed and arranged our shoes and all.
Aadil: Namgyal cleans the most.
Who has the worst taste in girls?
Namgyal: All of us
Vansh: No one has bad taste. But Aadil’s current girl…Let’s not go there.
Aadil: Vansh has the worst taste in girls by far. My guy might end up in prison one day!
Who gets the other two into the most trouble?
Namgyal: Vansh likes to stalk people in Midlands.
Vansh: We don’t get into trouble 😉
Aadil: Vansh gets us in the most trouble because of his anger issues.
Who is the biggest simp?
Vansh: Aadil is the biggest simp. He came to my birthday 2 hours late cuz he was with his ex-wife.
Aadil: Gotta admit I’m the biggest simp ahahhahah.
What was your first impression of the other two?
Namgyal: Vansh was such a gorgeous girl, Badboy was spreading the Gospel.
Vansh: Aadil acted really nice to me back in 7th grade but then I got to know him. Namgyal seems really fun but I thought he was kind of arrogant back in the 7th.
Aadil: When I first saw Vansh, I was amazed that he didn’t know how to speak English. When I first saw Namgyal, he was crying because he was homesick so yea….
What’s one flaw and one good attribute?
Namgyal: Vansh knows how to be himself but he doesn’t know how to eat with his mouth closed. Badboy makes very good cold Maggi balls but he does not share.
Vansh: One flaw is that they both make too much fun. One attribute is that they’re legit always there for me frfr.
Aadil: One good attribute about Vansh is that he has a lot of food. One flaw is that he sings too much and he needs to shut his mouth.
Which one is Aadil’s ex girlfriends is your favourite?
Vansh: KALSANG IS DEFINITELY HIS BEST EX. BUT SHE WON’T BE AN EX FOR MUCH LONGER.
Aadil: No ex is my favourite….
What’s Namgyal’s healthiest habit?
Namgyal: I put oil in Vansh’s hair.
Vansh: Namgyal’s healthiest habit is that he showers 4 times a day and does daily meditation to achieve enlightenment.
Aadil: Namgyal’s healthiest habit is meditating and he does Yoga. He’s trying to achieve enlightenment.
What’s Vansh’s most impressive talent?
Namgyal: He sleeps like a whale.
Vansh: My most impressive talent is to beat everyone up.
Aadil: Vansh’s most impressive talent is farting whenever he wants to.
What is Aadil’s IQ level?
Namgyal: It’s quite high. He’ll be the future Albert Einstein.
Vansh: Once Aadil said 100 divided by 2 is 200 so I think his IQ level is higher than Stephen Hawking and Einstein combined.
Aadil: My IQ level is 250+
Ira is a staff reporter.
Edited by Kyra.